Summer is coming...

So you bitches better start getting ready so you can look like these two. Stuffed packages and fishnet one pieces??? I have that lady's swimsuit in beige.

xoxo.

Not gonna lie...

pretty excited for this movie...

THE HANGOVER

xoxo.

happy holidays!

happy cinco de drinko bitches. start downing the tequila before i finish it all!

also thought i'd give you a few other reasons why tequila is so great, as if you needed any!

xoxo.

counting sheep

Pimp My Ride

as i was stumbling home one night, this amazing gem caught my eye and stopped me in my drunken tracks. as i debated breaking in and hot wiring this beast so i could have a party van, i decided that maybe just a picture for now would suffice. 

i think i'm in love.

xoxo.

Quote of the Day

"I would be willing to serve McDonalds Chicken McNuggets at my wedding in order to have an open bar!"

-Andi, a true drunk on a budget, during power hour. 1-31-09

Drunk on a Budget Tip #84

always skip dinner. while you might not feel so well the next morning, you'll be drunk for cheap in no time!

xoxo.

an ode to andre...

the first time we met, i felt like i had met my soulmate. even though over our 6+ year relationship you've become more popular among other bitches, i still know that you and i have that special bond. i don't appreciate you going and trying to get more money out of me every time we hang out, but i will pay it for you. i don't even mind that you sell yourself on the streets for $3.49.

i love it when you're extra dry, and so sweet when you hit my lips.

oh andre, how i love thee.

xoxo.

one day at the LA zoo...

was amazing. there was a challenge presented, accepted, and dominated. we had to chug a beer at every possible place that sold beer on our adventure to see the monkeys. little did we know that the true beast would be found at our first stop, stealing all the chips from the kiddies.

what type of species is this?

i think i need a show on animal planet.

xoxo.

drunk on a budget?

well who isn't??? 

booze comes before food, but if you really feel the need to eat something, ramen noodles are the best! 5 packages for $1!!! 

the oriental kind is the bomb dot com.

xoxo.

slumdog millionaire

so, after all the people praising and jerking off to this movie, i finally watched it this weekend. it was good, a cool idea with how the kid knew the questions because of life experiences and all, but i think it was a little overrated!! 

i kinda think that everyone wanted to suck slumdog dick because it was set in India, which was "different."

what do you think?

xoxo.

Hot Mess of The Week

and the first award goes to...

THE SHOPPING CART!!!

it's been a trooper, transporting us to and from bars, passed out or not, and hoarded TONS of Andre champagne. oh how you've done me dirty.

cheers to you, shopping cart. you are a true friend.

xoxo.

what i'm most excited for

when i get to London is..... MAGNERS!!!

yummy :)

cheap and tastes great... never mind the buzz!!

even though i'm pretty stoked for all the beer too!

xoxo.

how i miss thee...

oh Dj Lady Tribe, ever since you came into my hungover Sunday mornings on Rock of Love Bus, I have tried to imitate your sexiness. it's impossible. i can't believe you got kicked off on the first episode. 

next season you should have your own show! fuck that daisy chick!

xoxo.

in front of me at ralphs...

was a man buying 47 cans of cat food.

wow. that is a sweet ass.

xoxo.

ruining memories of my childhood

when i saw this i laughed. it had to be a joke right??? they couldn't do that to fred. to me. but of course, hollywood can't think up any new ideas and must ruin the classics. a remake of DROP DEAD FRED???? how could you universal??? 

hopefully russell brand will just be wasted and fuck with some little kid the whole time. or maybe they'll just make it a big trip fest so all the kids who grew up on the original will get stoned and not realize how much they fucked up a classic. 

what's next? zac efron in Labyrinth 2: rise of the fem boys????

oh the horror.

click here to read about the nonsense.

bacon flu

i don't know about you, but the thought of bacon flu kind of makes me nervous. with the amount of animals slaughtered in the US, let alone the conditions of the factory farms, the ability for the virus to spread rapidly is simple.

Wired magazine just came out with an article that says the new H1N1 virus is linked to a previous strain of bacon flu that was prevalent over 10 years ago. scientists warned that the virus that was plaguing factory farms was mutating at an alarming rate, and would one day evolve to infect humans, setting off a pandemic.

thank you government, FDA, CDC, and all the other bastards that did nothing to prevent this.

here's the link to the article at Wired. BACON FLU.

TRUE BLOOD

so i just watched the preview on HBO for the new season of True Blood, with interviews of the cast. i can't believe how excited i am for this show to be back on tv. definitely one of the best shows to come out in the last few years. 

season 2 premiere June 14th on HBO.

are you excited??

oh, and i can't wait to see what happened to the deliciousness that is lafayette! if he's dead i think i might cry. i mean, look at that face! that bling! i need his homo fabulous hot mess ass on my tv every sunday!

xoxo.

spencer pratt

i want to punch him and his creepy flesh-colored beard in the face.

anyone else in?

xoxo.

allow me to introduce myself...

i'm a man of wealth and taste. well, not really. but those lyrics are fantastic. 

i'm an aspiring writer, a student, a world traveler, a movie buff, a vegetarian.

i like tequila and chelsea handler and rollercoasters.

but more about me later.

i'm a student at SDSU, and am preparing for finals and writing papers. well actually i'm not really doing those things, i'm sitting on my ass thinking about how amazing summer will be. i'm going abroad to London for an internship and a study program, so i wanted to have this blog to share some of my adventures and tell some of my stories. believe me, they'll be good.

xoxo