Summer is coming...

So you bitches better start getting ready so you can look like these two. Stuffed packages and fishnet one pieces??? I have that lady's swimsuit in beige.

xoxo.

Not gonna lie...

pretty excited for this movie...

THE HANGOVER

xoxo.

happy holidays!

happy cinco de drinko bitches. start downing the tequila before i finish it all!

also thought i'd give you a few other reasons why tequila is so great, as if you needed any!

xoxo.

counting sheep

Pimp My Ride

as i was stumbling home one night, this amazing gem caught my eye and stopped me in my drunken tracks. as i debated breaking in and hot wiring this beast so i could have a party van, i decided that maybe just a picture for now would suffice. 

i think i'm in love.

xoxo.

Quote of the Day

"I would be willing to serve McDonalds Chicken McNuggets at my wedding in order to have an open bar!"

-Andi, a true drunk on a budget, during power hour. 1-31-09

Drunk on a Budget Tip #84

always skip dinner. while you might not feel so well the next morning, you'll be drunk for cheap in no time!

xoxo.

an ode to andre...

the first time we met, i felt like i had met my soulmate. even though over our 6+ year relationship you've become more popular among other bitches, i still know that you and i have that special bond. i don't appreciate you going and trying to get more money out of me every time we hang out, but i will pay it for you. i don't even mind that you sell yourself on the streets for $3.49.

i love it when you're extra dry, and so sweet when you hit my lips.

oh andre, how i love thee.

xoxo.

one day at the LA zoo...

was amazing. there was a challenge presented, accepted, and dominated. we had to chug a beer at every possible place that sold beer on our adventure to see the monkeys. little did we know that the true beast would be found at our first stop, stealing all the chips from the kiddies.

what type of species is this?

i think i need a show on animal planet.

xoxo.

drunk on a budget?

well who isn't??? 

booze comes before food, but if you really feel the need to eat something, ramen noodles are the best! 5 packages for $1!!! 

the oriental kind is the bomb dot com.

xoxo.

slumdog millionaire

so, after all the people praising and jerking off to this movie, i finally watched it this weekend. it was good, a cool idea with how the kid knew the questions because of life experiences and all, but i think it was a little overrated!! 

i kinda think that everyone wanted to suck slumdog dick because it was set in India, which was "different."

what do you think?

xoxo.

Hot Mess of The Week

and the first award goes to...

THE SHOPPING CART!!!

it's been a trooper, transporting us to and from bars, passed out or not, and hoarded TONS of Andre champagne. oh how you've done me dirty.

cheers to you, shopping cart. you are a true friend.

xoxo.

what i'm most excited for

when i get to London is..... MAGNERS!!!

yummy :)

cheap and tastes great... never mind the buzz!!

even though i'm pretty stoked for all the beer too!

xoxo.

how i miss thee...

oh Dj Lady Tribe, ever since you came into my hungover Sunday mornings on Rock of Love Bus, I have tried to imitate your sexiness. it's impossible. i can't believe you got kicked off on the first episode. 

next season you should have your own show! fuck that daisy chick!

xoxo.

in front of me at ralphs...

was a man buying 47 cans of cat food.

wow. that is a sweet ass.

xoxo.